lazy

Belinda asked me, via email, why I didn't write a post today.

I gave her my standard wiseass answers. First, I was too fucking busy to write a fucking post. These posts don't just write themselves. I have to be creative and actually think of something worth writing about. Then I have to edit, rewrite, spell check, etc. I just didn't have time for that bullshit today. Second, nothing happened. That's right, not one fucking thing happened today to put me in a foul mood. Sometimes, very rarely, nothing occurs that pisses me off. Can you believe that?!?!

So for today, I have no crankiness to share. However, I will share with you, two things on craigslist that made me smile. First is this posting "I Almost Won A Darwin Award", which I found on kottke.org. Then there is this one from the rants & raves, section which Belinda sent me. If you ride the subway or public transportation to work, you'll definitely appreciate it.

You gotta love craigslist.