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September 30, 2004

joy

The other day Belinda was at a bookstore on her lunch hour, scanning the racks trying to get her fix of the latest bridal magazines, when she ran across the GQ with Lindsay Lohan on the cover.

When she came home that evening, she couldn't wait to tell me that my "girlfriend" was on the cover of GQ. "I was going to buy it for you", she said to me.

And at that moment a tear came to my eye because I realized that I was the luckiest man alive.

posted by grumpy at 10:21 AM

5 Comments:

Blogger grumpy said...

I don't really have a thing for Lindsay. She's just the it-girl at the moment.

My real celebrity fetishes are always a little smaller on top and little bigger on the bottom than little Lindsay. Think Beyonce.

October 01, 2004 9:56 AM  
Blogger Eric XXL said...

mmmmm.... Beyonce

October 05, 2004 12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

from peterg22: a tear came to my eye because I realized that I was the luckiest man aliveUh oh .. this is one of those "famous last words" lines. If you are still alive please post another entry. Thank you.

November 17, 2004 3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same thing happened to me! A wretched old man lost his balance on the bus and fell in my lap. I almost barfed because he smelled so bad. A small diary/notebook he was carrying also fell on the seat which I snatched up for my troubles. His name was Tom Lax, and his notebook was filled with drawings of old nude men and odd portraits of a woman with a bag over her head, and things about "Siltbreeze" !? I snapped a few digital photos of him as he was leaving the bus, and I'm posting them on my blog soon.

~~Karin

December 10, 2004 4:31 PM  
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October 10, 2005 7:21 PM  

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