scumbag, part deux

If you remember my earlier post about my terrible experience on EBay, you'll be interested to see this little gem I got today:

Your fuckin cheque was returned "unpaid" asshole. I suggest you send me another cheque asap or I will just put you on the back burner and have YOU dealt with extremely easily. Dont fucxk with strangersx assxhole, you are liable to get burned.

Wow. The bad spelling is not mine. How do you think I would be "dealt with"? Since when is "dealing with" anyone extremely easy? Is there a new EBay mafia? Somebody watched way too many episodes of the Sopranos. My response:

Dear Auctioneer,

Threats are not necessary.

I still have not received the necklace. I noticed that you received quite a bit of negative feedback on EBay and your EBay account was terminated. Naturally, I cancelled the check due to a lack of confidence in YOU. It has been over 1 month since I have won this auction, and I still have no merchandise.

When (if?) I get the necklace I will promptly send it back to you.

Sorry it has come to this.
Grumpy

This is starting to get really interesting.